You Might Be a Redneck...a different take 

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core  beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are. 

You might be a redneck if:   It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' 

You might be a redneck if:   You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. 

You might be a redneck if:   You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' 

You might be a redneck if:   You bow your head when someone prays. 

You might be a redneck if:   You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. 

You might be a redneck if:   You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. 

You might be a redneck if:   You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to. 

You might be a redneck if:   You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. 

You might be a redneck if:   You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. 

You might be a redneck if:   You'd give your last dollar to a friend. 

God Bless the  USA  ! 

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend. 



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