Redneck Nation under God (e-mail received December 22, 2005 - edited by webmaster)


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns (or in Texas...deer rifles) and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.

Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a Redneck if:

1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
"One nation, under God."

2. You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.

You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival".

4. You remove your hat and bow your head when anyone

5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play our
National Anthem.

6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect, and always have.

7. You've never burned an
American flag, but would kick someone's BUTT that did.

8. You know what you believe and you
aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

9 You
respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

10. You'd give your last dollar to a

God Bless the USA


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